Totally, THAT last line made my day *twice*

Spanish translation *YAY*:

Todos somos un poco raros, y la vida es un poco rara. Pero cuando encontramos a alguien cuya rareza es compatible con la nuestra, nos unimos y caemos en una rareza mutua y la llamamos AMOR

puffy-ecosystem:

mellifluousnoises:

celestial-cuttlefish:

the-onceler:

dave-owns:

mindfangasm:

oncelerstuck:

ghostfodder:

verticalvest:

PERFECT

this is complete bullshit, were these people even in the movie??

HELP

ARE YOU SERIOUS

HELP

SEND HELP SEND LIFE ALERT IVE FALLEN AND I CANT GET UP

gREED-LER OH MY GOD
uncle urb,
once-lers mom, 
sai,
the lorax oh my god im going to piss
ted

COCKBLOCKED BY A BILLBOARD

Lover: Pipsqueak

Worst Enemy: Once-ler’s Mom

Crush: Old Once-ler

Cockblocked: Uncle Ubb

First Kiss: The Lorax

Best Friend: Wesley

Well then.

Lover: Once-ler Omg skjdaksjd

Worst Enemy: Chet

Crush on you: Ted

Cockblocked by: Ted

First kiss: Once-ler Yes. I’m okay with this. This is great.

Best Friend: The Lorax 

ohdeargodBillboard.

My enemy is a billboard .__. I mean, how bad can a billboard be??? .__.

triggeringbiggering:

icat2012:

miru667:

Swoncest.

One-ler is getting his bloody glove prints all over Swag Once-ler.

OMG MIRU PLZ!!! :DDD

YESSS

MIRU

YOU DONE GOOD, MIRU <3

the-blind-onceler:

Hey gramps!

The other day at school, the teacher asked us to draw someone who we became friends with
recently and I picked you!

….Except I got in big trouble for coloring in the blood. I’m grounded for a while, but I DON’T
CARE.

It looks pretty neat, though, right?

….right?

…………………………….oh wait.

DANG IT YOU CAN’T SEE.

UGH.

WELL IT LOOKS AMAZING, OKAY??

Eheheheheh…I’m sure it looks amazing, kid. My mail lady tells me it looks just like me.

I’m real sorry you got grounded though.

Tell you what though, once you’re ungrounded and you can come by, we can start those singing lessons.

thefunnygentleman:

Another dream than someone else complies TT-TT

Ok, imagine a short and ultra thin girl, with black hair and a horrible haircut… That reminds me some stupid and sick version of an anorexic David Bowie without any kind of attitude